There is a new theater in London, at the original Saint Martin’s premises.
There is a new play, called the Dazzle, starring Andrew fucking Scott (Moriarty from Sherlock, amongst other freaky roles) and David fucking Dawson (Diary of a London call girl…for example) as Homer and Langley Collyer, described as “brothers who lived in a mansion in Harlem stuffed with 14 baby grand pianos” and whose bodies were eventually “discovered under tons of rubbish.” Plus a-yet-to-be-named dazzling stranger.
And I got tickets and I have no idea what’s happening (you couldn’t select seats, only date)
But FUCKING HELL IT IS GOING TO BE AMAZING MY FACE IS MELTING
…there are £10 tickets for all performances (if there’s any left!), otherwise £35.
…the yet-to-be-named dazzling stranger should be named this week!